Then perhaps you should have made it something interesting? Like a dissertation on how we are all evolved from one eyed giants that shrunk and grew a second eye because they ate meat.
My life story could fill several books… and you would just be getting to first grade by then. I used to talk openly about my life, but generally I find that people look at me much differently once they know all of the sordid details. 😉
You want sordid details. Ask me about aspects of my life. She is still disturbed by them. In fact her quote from her first reply was something I said about my dad!
I’ll give you a teaser… As a child I was stolen under cover of night… never to see my mother or sisters again. That’s about all I can do. Please note the above is not fiction.
Then perhaps you should have made it something interesting? Like a dissertation on how we are all evolved from one eyed giants that shrunk and grew a second eye because they ate meat.
That would have required thought and time… two luxuries I cannot indulge in while at work…
::kills Jenna::
Why will it be the last post?
Tell us about your life!
We want to know!
Jesse D.
My life story could fill several books… and you would just be getting to first grade by then. I used to talk openly about my life, but generally I find that people look at me much differently once they know all of the sordid details. 😉
*looks innocent* Wha?!
MmmmmmmmmmmmmMmMmMMmmmmm. Sordid details…. MMMMmMmMMmMMMmm….
😉
Ha!
You want sordid details. Ask me about aspects of my life. She is still disturbed by them. In fact her quote from her first reply was something I said about my dad!
Jesse D.
I’ll give you a teaser… As a child I was stolen under cover of night… never to see my mother or sisters again. That’s about all I can do. Please note the above is not fiction.
Wow.
You should write an entry on that…
Jesse
I’ll direct you to my personal website where you can find some old poetry of mine… 🙂
–sam
Sort of a Tristram Shandy approach to autobiography?
If you haven’t read Tristram Shandy, go do so IMMEDIATELY! It’s one of the best novels ever.
Aye aye, Captain! Tristram Shandy is next on the Ramliv’s Book Club List. 🙂
–sam
If you don’t laugh till you snort something out while reading that one, you are entitled to a full refund.