Month: August 2006

Hi gang, just thought I would inform you all of my new cell number… 217-778-4140 If you need to get a hold of me… just call that number or display the “Sam” signal and I’ll arrive as quickly as possible in the Sammobile. 😉 –sam

I had my interview yesterday. It was quite possibly the longest interview I’ve ever had. I arrived around 10 am and learned that I wouldn’t be meeting with the General Manager until 12:30 at lunch. In the meantime, I would meet with my potential Supervisor/Manager until then. After about one hour, you find yourself reaching…

I arrived in Shampoo-Banana yesterday afternoon, had lunch with the beautiful and talented Mrs. Lalato, put away the stuff I brought up with me and passed out on the bear chair. Speaking of the bear chair… it’s been reupholstered with fake fox fur. It looks sassy. 😉 I have the big interview with the Chicago…

So I somehow made it to Nashville without any problems… and in record time. Since I arrived so early, I think I’m going to take a look at downtown and maybe check out a country music show. I’m not a fan of country, but if you’re in the country music capitol of the world… you…

I’m at my sisters house this morning. We’re going to grab a bite to eat, and then I’ll be making the trek north. I’ll be stopping tonight at the Super 8 in Whites Creek, TN. Wish me luck! See you soon, honey! 🙂 And to the rest of you along my path… beware. I’m coming.…

Thanks to a bunch of dickheads in England with dreams of martyrdom, I now have to arrive at the airport extra early for my flight to Illinois. Especially since I’ll be flying with the cat. She’ll be all drugged up, so I hope it doesn’t faze her too much when they perform a strip search…

OK. So here’s the plan… I’m flying up to Illinois next Thursday… with the cat. I did a test run with her on the tranquilizers with hilarious results. Let’s just say that if the tranquilizers say to do it on an empty stomach… FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS! 😉 At any rate, I’ll be in Illinois on…