{"id":89,"date":"2003-12-04T15:38:00","date_gmt":"2003-12-04T21:38:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lalato.com\/wp\/?p=89"},"modified":"2011-05-08T00:40:12","modified_gmt":"2011-05-08T06:40:12","slug":"little-bits-of-paper","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/2003\/12\/little-bits-of-paper\/","title":{"rendered":"Little bits of paper&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I went downtown the other night and was pulled over by the po-po&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Two tickets were issued&#8230; one for not having my most current insurance card&#8230;  and one for not having my most current tag decal&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>You would think that after so many years of doing this stuff I would figure out that keeping these things up to date is important on some level.  Heck&#8230; they&#8217;ve even made it easy&#8230;  just log in to the website and in a few days your stuff will be in the mail.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway&#8230;  Apparently the whole tag mixup was because I moved and the post office does not forward this kind of mail.  So&#8230; it&#8217;s not totally my fault.  It&#8217;s those damn post office weenies.  Bastards!!!!  BASTARDS!!!!<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s amazing that the same people that brought us Delivery Confirmation for First Class Mail can&#8217;t forward important mail like that.  It must be a conspiracy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I went downtown the other night and was pulled over by the po-po&#8230; Two tickets were issued&#8230; one for not having my most current insurance card&#8230; and one for not having my most current tag decal&#8230; You would think that after so many years of doing this stuff I would figure out that keeping these&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-89","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=89"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1165,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/89\/revisions\/1165"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=89"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=89"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=89"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}