{"id":86,"date":"2003-11-15T12:35:00","date_gmt":"2003-11-15T18:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lalato.com\/wp\/?p=86"},"modified":"2011-05-08T00:45:55","modified_gmt":"2011-05-08T06:45:55","slug":"stinky-mcstink-meets-gimpy-mcgimp-hilarity-ensues","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/2003\/11\/stinky-mcstink-meets-gimpy-mcgimp-hilarity-ensues\/","title":{"rendered":"Stinky McStink meets Gimpy McGimp&#8230; hilarity ensues"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I took my first shower after the surgery today.  After much deliberating and gnashing of teeth, I was able to get into the shower and clean my &#8220;stank ass&#8221; body.  When I say stank ass&#8230; I mean some serious funk!<\/p>\n<p>If you thought getting into the shower was fun&#8230; there&#8217;s an encore when you try to get out.  Thank god for crutches.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>Speaking of crutches&#8230;  I can get around without them for the most part.  Progress&#8230; Can I get an Amen!?!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I took my first shower after the surgery today. After much deliberating and gnashing of teeth, I was able to get into the shower and clean my &#8220;stank ass&#8221; body. When I say stank ass&#8230; I mean some serious funk! If you thought getting into the shower was fun&#8230; there&#8217;s an encore when you try&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-86","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=86"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1170,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/86\/revisions\/1170"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=86"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=86"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=86"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}