{"id":77,"date":"2003-10-14T11:41:00","date_gmt":"2003-10-14T17:41:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lalato.com\/wp\/?p=77"},"modified":"2011-05-08T00:56:54","modified_gmt":"2011-05-08T06:56:54","slug":"hi-do-you-like-soccer-yes-or-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/2003\/10\/hi-do-you-like-soccer-yes-or-no\/","title":{"rendered":"A Mother&#8217;s Advice"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A week or so ago I told Jesse that I had written a poem about socks.  It took me a while to dredge this one up, but here it is.  It&#8217;s an early effort at a &#8220;funny&#8221; poem.  I don&#8217;t think I really succeeded.  Oh well.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;sam<\/p>\n<p>A Mother&#8217;s Advice<\/p>\n<p>Love is a dirty pair socks;<br \/>\necstasy, the bitter-sweet scent of sweat<br \/>\nand new shoes; socks<br \/>\ndraped over a corner of an unmade double bed<br \/>\nwith stained, worn sheets.<\/p>\n<p>Darling, don&#8217;t deify<br \/>\na dirty set of socks in vain.<br \/>\nMake sure, at the very least,<br \/>\nthat it&#8217;s a pair<br \/>\nof dress socks.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A week or so ago I told Jesse that I had written a poem about socks. It took me a while to dredge this one up, but here it is. It&#8217;s an early effort at a &#8220;funny&#8221; poem. I don&#8217;t think I really succeeded. Oh well. &#8211;sam A Mother&#8217;s Advice Love is a dirty pair&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[55],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-77","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-writing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=77"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1183,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/77\/revisions\/1183"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=77"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=77"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=77"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}