{"id":1524,"date":"2006-08-10T09:08:00","date_gmt":"2006-08-10T15:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/10\/stupid-terror-alert\/"},"modified":"2006-08-10T09:08:00","modified_gmt":"2006-08-10T15:08:00","slug":"stupid-terror-alert","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/2006\/08\/stupid-terror-alert\/","title":{"rendered":"Stupid Terror Alert!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to a bunch of dickheads in England with dreams of martyrdom, I now have to arrive at the airport extra early for my flight to Illinois.  Especially since I&#8217;ll be flying with the cat.  She&#8217;ll be all drugged up, so I hope it doesn&#8217;t faze her too much when they perform a strip search on her.  \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>In other news, my ride to the airport backed out at the last minute so I may have to figure something out there before noon.  Yikes!<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;sam<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Thanks to a bunch of dickheads in England with dreams of martyrdom, I now have to arrive at the airport extra early for my flight to Illinois. Especially since I&#8217;ll be flying with the cat. She&#8217;ll be all drugged up, so I hope it doesn&#8217;t faze her too much when they perform a strip search&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}