{"id":1481,"date":"2006-02-19T19:00:00","date_gmt":"2006-02-20T02:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/19\/oh-no\/"},"modified":"2006-02-19T19:00:00","modified_gmt":"2006-02-20T02:00:00","slug":"oh-no","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/2006\/02\/oh-no\/","title":{"rendered":"Oh No!!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The airline lost <lj user=simmeringsiren>&#8216;s luggage.  She&#8217;s en route right now to a department store to see if she can get some odds and ends before tomorrow.  Fuck!  Why does Boston hate me?  Is it because I&#8217;m a Yankke fan?<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;sam<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The airline lost &#8216;s luggage. She&#8217;s en route right now to a department store to see if she can get some odds and ends before tomorrow. Fuck! Why does Boston hate me? Is it because I&#8217;m a Yankke fan? &#8211;sam<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1481","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1481","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1481"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1481\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1481"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1481"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1481"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}