{"id":1419,"date":"2004-12-28T12:17:00","date_gmt":"2004-12-28T19:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/28\/the-great-christmas-laptop-heist\/"},"modified":"2004-12-28T12:17:00","modified_gmt":"2004-12-28T19:17:00","slug":"the-great-christmas-laptop-heist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/2004\/12\/the-great-christmas-laptop-heist\/","title":{"rendered":"The Great Christmas Laptop Heist"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I returned to work today to find a box missing from my office.  The box contained two new laptops.  A search through the office revealed that at least four of the leased laptops that we were about to return to the leasing company had also been stolen.<\/p>\n<p>That certainly cut short the breezy, relaxed mood I was in.  Damn.  Double Damn.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;sam<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I returned to work today to find a box missing from my office. The box contained two new laptops. A search through the office revealed that at least four of the leased laptops that we were about to return to the leasing company had also been stolen. That certainly cut short the breezy, relaxed mood&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1419","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1419"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1419\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1419"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1419"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1419"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}