{"id":137,"date":"2004-04-22T16:35:00","date_gmt":"2004-04-22T22:35:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/lalato.com\/wp\/?p=137"},"modified":"2011-05-07T23:19:18","modified_gmt":"2011-05-08T05:19:18","slug":"an-oldie-but-a-goodie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/2004\/04\/an-oldie-but-a-goodie\/","title":{"rendered":"An oldie&#8230; but a goodie&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<form action=\"http:\/\/bdmonkeys.net\/~chaz\/battle.php\" method=\"get\">\n<table border=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\" cellpadding=\"4\" width=\"400\" align=\"center\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" bgcolor=\"black\">\n<p style=\"color: red; font-size: 16px;\"><strong>What Is Your Battle Cry?<\/strong><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" bgcolor=\"#ffbb77\">\n<p style=\"margin: 10px; font-family: 'times new roman'; font-size: 16px; color: #000;\"><span style=\"font-family: old english text mt,old english text; font-size: small;\">P<\/span>rowling through the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh <strong>Lalato<\/strong>! And he gives a cruel scream:<\/p>\n<p style=\"margin: 11px; font-family: 'times new roman'; font-size: 18px; color: #000;\"><strong><em>&#8220;I&#8217;m going to use you like a hand puppet!!!&#8221;<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" bgcolor=\"#aaaaaa\">\n<p style=\"font-family: 'times new roman'; font-size: 14px; color: #000;\"><strong>Find out!<\/strong><br \/>\nEnter username:<br \/>\n<input name=\"usrname\" type=\"text\" value=\"lalato\" \/>Are you<br \/>\n<input name=\"sex\" type=\"radio\" value=\"f\" \/>a girl, or<br \/>\n<input checked=\"checked\" name=\"sex\" type=\"radio\" value=\"m\" \/>a guy ?<br \/>\n<input type=\"submit\" value=\"Submit\" \/><\/p>\n<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\" bgcolor=\"black\">\n<p style=\"color: red; font-family: 'times new roman'; font-size: 12px; margin: 0px;\"><strong>created by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/beatings\/\"><span style=\"color: #cc00ff; font-family: times new roman;\">beatings<\/span><\/a> <\/strong>:<strong> powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bdmonkeys.net\/\"><span style=\"color: #cc00ff; font-family: times new roman;\">monkeys<\/span><\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><strong> <\/strong><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/form>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What Is Your Battle Cry? Prowling through the mini-mall parking lot, brandishing a bladed baseball bat, cometh Lalato! And he gives a cruel scream: &#8220;I&#8217;m going to use you like a hand puppet!!!&#8221; Find out! Enter username: Are you a girl, or a guy ? created by beatings : powered by monkeys<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[51],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-linkage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1094,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions\/1094"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}