{"id":1366,"date":"2004-05-19T16:22:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-19T22:22:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/19\/crazy-aunt\/"},"modified":"2004-05-19T16:22:00","modified_gmt":"2004-05-19T22:22:00","slug":"crazy-aunt","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/2004\/05\/crazy-aunt\/","title":{"rendered":"Crazy Aunt&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I received a call from my aunt, Marilene, today.<\/p>\n<p>She was in tears (this is not abnormal for her) because her husband, Claude (a French Canadian fellow) has been denied a green card.  Claude has been living in the US (illegally) for a decade, but in 2003 he finally applied for a green card (Yay for the American Way).<\/p>\n<p>Claude works construction as a sub-contractor and he is currently injured so he hasn&#8217;t been able to work for a few months.  Fortunately, he has money saved for this sort of thing so he&#8217;s financially solvent.  In fact, he was about to buy a new house before he received this whammy today.<\/p>\n<p>According to the immigration folks, since Claude is currently jobless, he needs to have a sponsor.  A U.S. citizen that will &#8220;vouch&#8221; for him so that he isn&#8217;t a burden to the US Government.  This sponsor needs to have assets and\/or income that exceeds the poverty line.<\/p>\n<p>Enter:  Me (one of two U.S. Citizens in my family, the other being my dad who is currently on a slow boat to India)<\/p>\n<p>The only things that bothers me is that <\/p>\n<p>1)I was asked at the last minute (at this point the forms need to be turned in within a week).<\/p>\n<p>2)Why is it that adult members of my family have no sense whatsoever how to deal with life?<\/p>\n<p>3)Since when did I become the parent cleaning up after my fucked up kids?<\/p>\n<p>That said&#8230; I will, in all likelihood, send in the forms necessary for Claude to stay in the U.S.  I&#8217;m such a sucker&#8230;  ;\/<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I received a call from my aunt, Marilene, today. She was in tears (this is not abnormal for her) because her husband, Claude (a French Canadian fellow) has been denied a green card. Claude has been living in the US (illegally) for a decade, but in 2003 he finally applied for a green card (Yay&hellip;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1366","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1366","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1366"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1366\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1366"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1366"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lalato.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1366"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}